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Life is a bit of a puzzle these days, yet these hilarious comics seem to put the pieces back together! Funny This Joke Starts With Volunteers Arriving in an Old Truck When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

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